My lap belongs to my cat - personalised t shirt for a crazy cat lady political pants Black arrows run the length

Black arrows run the length of the pillowcase - one taking up 75% of the space and the other reaching across the remaining 25%

(or an individual's name) to publicly acknowledge dad as the abused family cash dispenser

Twisted Twee clothing is made by a Fair Trade company that has won many awards for producing climate neutral

it's time to don your Golfing Widow's weeds and accept you've lost them in the bunker for a while

This is perfect pub wear for the pre-pubescent punter

My lap belongs to my cat - personalised t shirt for a crazy cat lady political pants Black arrows run the lengthFor anyone who happily concedes that their lap is the rightful property of their pet. Personalise this t shirt with the name of your cat, or cats, or affectionate snake, or cuddly rodent or anything else that you are happy to cradle on your lap. The typeface for the name is in a lovely script font, which will have to shrink in size if the name is very long or if two names are required. We recommend one name only for the best aesthetics and maximum